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Relax Black Chronograph

$379.00

⚙️ 2 Years Warranty
📅 30 Days Return Policy
✈️ Free US & International Shipping

Steel Chronograph with Black Dial. The red text on the bottom reads “F*CK OFF”. If a situation requires it, you can just say that you were reading it off the watch dial…

Relax parody watches are the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Custom built with high quality parts that are sure to last, this watch is both reliable and funny. Whether you’re looking for a conversation starter, or just a unique way to express your style with a sense of humor, a Relax watch does it all.

Case Dimension: Ø 40.00 mm
Movement Type: Meca-Quartz Seiko VK63 Chronograph
Lug Width: 20 mm
Dial color: Black
Bezel: Black Ceramic Tachymeter
Glass: Sapphire Crystal
Thickness: 13.00 mm
Water Resistance: 100M / 10ATM

Comes with a Travel Case and the tools to remove or add bracelet links.

Features a micro-adjustment clasp, which allows quick adjustment of the bracelet in seconds.

This product is a custom made parody watch concept by Atelier Perpetuel, an American watch brand operated somewhere in a California garage by couple of watch nerds.

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14 reviews
  • Love at first laugh
    Relax Black Chronograph
    Alfredo B.Verified buyer
  • Worst customer service experience of my life
    Jacob H.Verified buyer

    Hi Jacob, we want to assure you that we are trying to handle this as fairly as possible. We are sorry that we cannot provide a full refund based on the condition of the watch that you returned to us, documented in the photos previously shared with you and showing several scratches on the case, bracelet and clasp. Our return policy requires the watch to be returned in unworn and unused condition.

    Relax Watch R.
    from Relax Watch Shop by Atelier Perpetuel
  • Well worth the purchase
    Thomas J.Verified buyer
  • Great quality
    Paul M.Verified buyer
  • Great team great product
    Ethan H.Verified buyer

"A unique way to express your style with a sense of humor"

Built in the USA

We are a microbrand based in the USA. Each watch is assembled by hand in California by our small team of watch nerds. To focus on our build quality, we can only make a very limited number of watches per week. This is why we often run out of stock. If a watch model shows sold out, we will allow pre-orders indicating when the model will be ready to ship out (based on build time and quality control estimates).

Our watches are built with the super popular Japanese automatic movements from Seiko: NH34 for the GMT models and NH35 for the Divers. Many microbrands use these movements, as they are sturdy, easy to service and very accurate.

We stand by our watches because we use high quality materials throughout: 316 Stainless Steel on the case, Ceramic Bezels (unless specified otherwise), Sapphire Crystal Glass (except on the Vintage No Date model) and 100M Water Resistance. All watches carry a 2 years warranty.

When you buy a Relax watch, you become a part of our Relax family! We love when you reach out to us with suggestions, ideas or even just to share memes and jokes! And of course, we are first and foremost ready to assist you with any issues or questions regarding your watch.

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